CRISP REVIEWS
Tesco Bunny Bites Slightly Salted
26th June 2021
greasy, not enough salt, no smell, don't bother with this shit. the only plus is that it has the crunch that i wish pombears had
Smell: ☆☆☆☆☆
Taste: ★☆☆☆☆
Crunch: ★★☆☆☆
Popworks Sweet & Salty Popped Crisps
21st June 2021
the first time you eat one of these it will fuck you up and challenge your senses. your expectations will be crushed. i expected something slightly more akin to a rice cake type of crisp. my taste buds were assulted with the taste of popcorn but in a triangle shape. you are experiencing shock, but this is disrupted by the delicious taste of sweet and salty popcorn. one of those things you wish you could experience again
Smell: ★☆☆☆☆
Taste: ★★★★☆
Crunch: ★★★★☆
Seabrook Crisps Crinkle Cut Sea Salted
20th June 2021
satisfies any salt craving. does have a bit of a greasy taste. as with all ready salted crisps, there is not a lot of smell. sadly
Smell: ★☆☆☆☆
Taste: ★★★★☆
Crunch: ★★★☆☆
Wheat Crunchies
13th June 2021
one of the very best. more of a lingering smell rather than an immediate assult.
Smell: ★★★☆☆
Taste: ★★★★☆
Crunch: ★★★★★★★★★★
Snaktastic's Cheese and Onion Flavour Crisps
29th April 2021
great cheap alternative to well known brands such as walkers. classic flavour is there although you often need to consume a considerable number to satisfy the craving for cheese and onion. as it often is with this flavour, the smell and taste is not too offensive and wont linger on your breath or fingers for too long.
Smell: ★★☆☆☆
Taste: ★★★★☆
Crunch: ★★★☆☆
The Real McMcoy's Ridge Cut Hot Mexican Chilli
30th March 2021
fuck yes
Smell: ★★★☆☆
Taste: ★★★★★
Crunch: ★★★★☆
Walkers Roast Chicken Flavour Crisps
26th Fubary 2021
the best of the best. walker's masterpiece. even the vegan bitches can snack on this deliciousness. stinks up the room like no other and can last for up to an hour so i would really recommend if you're in the mood to piss off the general public.
Smell: ★★★★★
Taste: ★★★★★
Crunch: ★★★☆☆
Specially Selected Spicy Sriracha Tortilla Chips
2nd Febuary 2021
not much to say, taste nice, probably needed some dip but i didn't have any. strange shape.
Smell: ★★☆☆☆
Taste: ★★★★☆
Crunch: ★★★★☆
Walkers Quavers Prawn Cocktail
17th January 2021
if you've been keeping up you know this is the one that everyone has been raving about. i seem to have missed out on this flavour before it was discontinued in 2011, but boy am i glad they decided to bring it back because it is absolutely banging.
Sensations Lime & Coriander Chutney Poppadoms
2nd January 2021
though the smell factor should only really be about 3 or 4 stars, it gets a 5 due to the fucking fact it will stay under your nails for at least a couple days and youll be catching whiffs every now and then
Smell: ★★★★★
Taste: ★★★★☆
Crunch: ★★★★☆
Space Raiders Pickled Onion
21st December 2020
a classic. the only bag of crisps that havent fucked their shit up price AND packaging wise. taste is extreme. the kind of shit that would make the queen open her third eye. the crunch? i cannot remember as i was too busy concentrating on making sure my taste buds survive consuming the packet.
Smell: ★★☆☆☆
Taste: ★★★★★
Crunch: ★★★★☆
PS if youre american and you would like to tell me about how you guys call walkers "lays" or how you dont use the term "crisps" you say "chips" even though we call "french fries" "chips" and go on about how its oh so confusing!!!!!! please follow this link as i would LOVE to hear about it
ONE OFF REVIEWS
ASDA vs Tesco vs Sainsbury's - Jam Doughnuts
1st Place: Sainsbury's Doughnuts Jam Ball. 5pk, 95p
the best doughnuts you can get from a supermarket. crispy texture like doughnuts at the seaside, jam tastes great, sugar dissolves beautifully. somehow not an absolute fucking rinse unlike everything else in the shop. easily the best out of the three.
2nd Place: ASDA Baker's Selection Jam Donuts. 5pk, £1.00
literally just tastes like a stale day old sainsbury's doughnut.
3rd Place: Tesco Jam Doughnuts. 4pk, 80p
when i removed one from the packet, there were puncture marks on the top (as opposed to the sides, as with sainbury's and asda) where the jam had been inserted, with some jam leaking out, leaving quite a mess. i went to lick it off but it was dried in place. gross. the jam is has a STRONG taste. no crunch like sainsbury's, extremely soft. nicely shaved off 20p by only having 4 in a packet, at least theyre not ripping us off. would reccommend if you like strong jam and really soft doughnuts for some fucking reason. not for me.